These Boots Are Made For Streaking

It was bound to happen. A love of shoes, a love of being nearly naked... I mean come on ladies, what else feels as good as a great pair of shoes, coupled with a minimal amount of clothing that neither restricts nor confines?

Mover over, Adam Levine, someone else has moves like Jagger

"Whatcha lookin' at mama? OMG is this going on your blog?"

"That's cool, cause I don't mind. I love my boots and I wanna show 'em off!"

The contented look of an ultimate ham.

A generous ham, to boot. "Here Patton, have a chewie!"

Don't be fools by the feinting run-away dash. She always comes back for more camera time.

See?

"Now what am I gonna do? Oh wait, I have an idea..."

"Work! COVER GIRL! Work!"