Shark Attack!

Sharks freak me the hell out. I'm equally as scared of grizzly bears. I guess sharks, to me, are bears of the sea. But this fear of sharks is ridiculous. To the point that I am convinced sharks come out of the drain in swimming pools after dark.  To the point where I think sharks can come get me even close to a bathtub.
OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE, IT'S HAPPENING. SHARK ATTAAAACK:

Oh my God that was close but it looks like the shark was just gonna swim on by....

NOOOO!!! THE SHARK SAW ME!!!

OMG now the shark is eating her own, um, flipper, she's so hungry. And I bet she's after me next...

"Yummmmmmmy... I wonder what that lady tastes like."

"Gosh I'm really tasty."

OH NOOOO!!! Shark girl sprouted legs (and an MS Paint bikini bottom) and she's coming to get me!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Gotta tell you though, death by kisses from a shark girl? Not so bad, as it turns out.