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Showing posts with label pork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pork. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Pork Tenderloin with Cherry Sauce and Green Beans



I swear to God last night's dinner was like being transported back to the holiday season. Never mind the colors of the meal, but the flavors were rich, decadent and thanks to the port in the sauce, downright merry.

I got this recipe from Country Cook's Illustrated's 30 Minute Suppers section and in a true moment of laziness, instead of writing out the recipe here, I took a picture of the recipe card.

Now, CCI and I have butted heads in the past because there's no way to verify to them that you're already a paid member when browsing their recipes online; they want a credit card number for a two week trial membership, and that really pissed me off. But I will say that if you're in the market for a new food magazine subscription, then give these guys a shot. And not just Cook's Illustrated, but Country Cook's Illustrated, as the latter has those handy cards. Like so:



And yes, some cherry sauce got on the card during my haste to plate this dish up and snap a photo before I tore into it like a rabid dog. This recipe was beyond easy, and we all have seen that selfsame green bean recipe but if you want it OMG NOW, here:

Green beans: trim and parboil green beans til you can pierce them with a fork, then drain and place in ice water. Once cool, wrap them in a clean dish towel to dry.
When ready to cook green beans, put skillet over medium heat with a couple tsp - one tbsp butter. Once they're heated through, add half a minced shallot and about 1/4 cup finely snipped parsley. Toss to coat and cook a further couple of minutes to soften the shallots. Donezo!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Randoms, I guess.

I have so many smallish things I'd love to talk about so I guess I'll just file them together in a mishmash of a randoms post.

1. Pinterest has been treating me well lately. On Sunday I made two recipes, balsamic pork and the accompanying green beans with olives, sun dried tomatoes and pine nuts that is linked to in that pork recipe. Both were smash hits and also very easy, and I know they will be regular features in my fall recipe portfolio.

Portfolio! Miss Piggy! Lady Holiday!!!

Aside from those, you'll recall my latest food post, the Israeli couscous with chicken and peas. So good! And before that, I made an absolutely delicious chicken yakisoba and a great garlic dijon salmon too. So, yeah. Pinterest has been delighting me lately.

So has Epicurious!

Epicurious is a great app I have on my iPhone, and I've so far gotten two great recipes from it, a grilled butterflied leg of lamb recipe that Todd absolutely knocked it out of the park, and just last night I made chicken with a sauce originally tied to Chilean sea bass. Supremed lemon wedges, kalamatas, rinsed capers, oregano and olive oil on top of pan seared chicken tenders. It was delightful!

P.S. I now know how to supreme a lemon.


2. BREAKING BAD.

Okay, so I can't talk much about it because Todd and I literally JUST started it two nights ago, and are only into the fourth episode. But holy shit! I know we're late to this party considering there are only two episodes left, and I'm scared of the internet after that because I will likely get spoiled on so many things, but I'm glad we finally bit the bullet, took the plunge, got off the dime, etc.

And I'm so impressed by the acting. Bryan Cranston is a genius, and Aaron Paul deserves the role that he got extended. Apparently his character was supposed to get killed off in the first season, but the powers that be loved Paul's job so much that they made him a permanent character. That is a testament to his acting skills.

I have this weird urge to spoil myself on basically EVERYTHING I get into. I did it with the books The Pillars of the Earth and World Without End, and a slew of other books too. I do it with all the shows I watch, scouring the internet for tidbits and rumors, or reading the wiki pages of TV series that are no longer playing so I can read ahead and keep myself in the story without having to wait until Alex goes to bed that night to get back into that world. I become obsessed with and starved for new worlds that are created for me and other readers/viewers to enjoy.

But not now. Oh, no. I'm not spoiling myself for this show. And that is very, very weird.


3. Exercise, man. So it is very, very true that it takes just 12 weeks of inactivity to lose all progress in a particular sportt or exercise. I all but quit biking during the summer. After a bike ride in 108 degree heat that had me nearly vomiting after just seven miles (with three left to go), I locked up my dad's bike for the season.

At that time, I had whittled my time down to 48 minutes for a 10.25 mile ride. Once I think I even got it down to 46. Well, for the past two, maybe three weeks I've been biking again and my God man, my time is so sucky. Consistently at 52 minutes and yesterday was even worse, clocking it at 57 minutes. WHAT THE HELL MAN. I was prepared for some set backs but to lose nine minutes on my time? Gross.

I'm glad summer is coming to an end, even though we'll hit 100 at least once more this week (who knows what next week has in store), because I'm ready for more moving around outside. Even the dog walks stopped, thanks to the heat and my plantar fasciitis. Oh, those HIIT workouts? Can't do them if they include any sort of explosive jumping movements. They murdered my feet worse than a weekly run did. So when I do my strength workouts, all movements have to have my feet planted firmly on the floor, save for walking lunges (which I still have to do slowly, carefully).

These past two weeks have seen a return of both bike rides and dog walks, for which I'm grateful. It feels good getting back into my regular routines again. I think it will be good for Alex, too.


4. Alex's potty woes have for the most part abated, I'm delighted to say. Wow. That trip to San Diego really and truly threw one hell of a wrench into things. Her sleep is still a liiiittle wacky (still requiring lights to fall asleep), but she's back in underpants and I'm back to being happy. Just like incorporating dog walks back into our routine, I see things are settling for her, that she's getting back into the swing of things. It's taken over three weeks, but it's happening.

I know everyone is different when it comes to parenting styles but this little glitch in the system proves to me how children thrive on routine, rules and parameters for everyday stuff. That's not to say it isn't good to shake it up every now and then to strengthen them and prepare them for a life that is more chaos than control, but it did show me that a happy kid is one who knows, for the most part, what's coming down the pike for them in their little worlds.

And it shows me that taking a vacation three weeks after potty training is insane.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Rosemary-Orange Pork Tenderloin with Marmalade Sauce

I made this last night and man, was it delicious! I highly recommend giving it a shot. Quick, easy, elegant. I took two recipes and combined them, then altered the hybrid, then changed it last minute, so I am happy to say this is 100% me.

Rosemary-Orange Pork Tenderloin with Marmalade Sauce
serves 4

1 1.5lb pork tenderloin
4-5 sprigs rosemary
Zest of one orange
Salt and pepper to taste
1/2 cup Seville orange marmalade
2 tbsp fresh lime juice

Preheat oven to 375. Let your pork sit out while it preheats, too. Line a roasting pan with foil.

Strip your rosemary sprigs and roughly chop up the leaves. Toss together the rosemary, orange, salt and pepper. Rub the mixture into the pork and place the pork in a roasting pan. Drizzle olive oil on the meat and rub that in as well.

Roast for 30-40 minutes until pork is cooked through. Remove the foil but return the pork and juices back to the roasting pan. Place the roasting pan on your largest stovetop burner and turn the heat up to about medium, medium high.

Whisk together the marmalade and lime juice, and add it to the juices. See, originally it was to be a marmalade glaze, but when I saw (and smelled) those mouth-watering juices, I could not just dump them out, so I incorporated them. Stir the sauce quickly and turn the pork to coat it.

When the sauce is bubbling away, it's time to eat. Remove the tenderloin, slice it up and serve. Pour the sauce into a bowl or gravy boat and apply liberally to the yummy pork.

Enjoy! I don't have any pictures because it went that fast.

Friday, September 28, 2012

New Recipes!

I had a draft of a post all ready to be published, all about how Pinterest mystifies, confuses and intimidates me, but considering the fact that the day after writing it, I went on Pinterest and printed out three recipes which I proceeded to make this week, I think I can safely delete that draft.

I will still admit that while I'm surfing the web, I'm never inspired to pin something to one of my boards, mainly because while online I'm usually either at Oh No They Didn't or Words With Friends and I never think to re-pin Paris Hilton's latest crotch shot or my latest 100-point word score.

Anyways, I really want to share these recipes because they were just SO GOOD. I guess one recipe counts as two: Spicy Pulled Pork and Pork Chili Verde soup.

I would have taken photos of the cooking process but since I followed the recipes to a T and because I wasn't actually sure how they'd turn out, I decided against it. So today I will have links and I won't talk shit. Click the recipe names to go to the original web sites. All photos here were borrowed from the original sites in order to tantalize. And hey, I'm bringing these mofos more traffic so they should be pleased.

Bobby's Lighter Tastes Like Lasagna Soup
A.K.A. Lasagna Soup



What I love about this recipe is that it's by Bobby Deen, Paula Deen's son. And thanks to him and his fabulosity, he shaves over 400 CALORIES off the original Paula Deen soup, so each one cup serving is just 225 calories. Even if you double it up, that's only 450 calories for a delicious, rich, hearty and FILLING soup. I never ever ever never leave any food on my plate but when I made this on Monday, I couldn't finish it. I even left bread behind! What the fuck!




This recipe was originally posted on Skinny Taste, and my goodness was there a lot of taste to this! What I love about cooking, or maybe what I hate about cooking is that once you master something, you sort of forget about it. Like using wine to deglaze a pan. Instant sauce! So it's nice to browse around the internet or a cookbook and allow a recipe to jog your memory. That's what was nice about this one. It's so simple, and so easy. Even Todd, who has had countless dishes of mine that use white wine, was blown away by the flavors and richness in a calorically moderate dish. We had it with a side of parboiled green beans sauteed in butter with parsley.

Spicy Pulled Pork





Heather Cristo's site has beautiful photography but who cares when the food is this good?! I have never in my life cooked pork shoulder, or shredded my own meat, but this was easy and delicious and filled my house with tantalizing aromas for hours. I made it Wednesday afternoon so I could use it for Thursday's chili verde, and it was nearly impossible to stay away from it. This, despite the fact that we had steak on Wednesday! Excellent steak too, but I kept thinking about that pork...

Pork Chili Verde




Upon looking at this photo I realized that last night, I totally forgot to top our soup with cilantro and scallions, which not only means we missed out on a dimension of flavor but now I have to figure out what else to use those two things in so I don't waste them. Hmm. I DO have half a pork shoulder left, so maybe I should just make this again! By the way, that's all I did differently to this recipe: I halved it. My dutch oven simply isn't large enough to house a 6.71lb pork shoulder which was the smallest that Fry's had to offer. So I cut the recipe in half, which was easy to do. Oh, and even though we skipped the cilantro and scallions, this soup was unbelievable! AND it wasn't too spicy, even with the jalepeno in it. Todd went back for seconds but, much like the lasagna soup, I was simply too stuffed after one bowl.


I hope you all enjoy these! They were all easy and fun to make, and there really isn't anything better than that for a weeknight supper.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Ginger Pork Tenderloin

Sorry I've been M.I.A. for so long! The holiday weekend was jam packed. Edited to add: Holy shit, I forgot it was Wednesday! No workout for this week, I guess. Oh well. LET'S EAT INSTEAD

Ginger Pork Tenderloin (with lima beans and cauliflower rice)
serves 2-4

1/4 cup water
1/4 cup dry sherry
3 tbsp honey
2 tbsp soy sauce
1.5 tbsp fresh grated ginger
2 tsp cornstarch
1 1lb pork tenderloin
pepper
1 tbsp veggie oil
1 tbsp sesame seeds, toasted


Mix the first six ingredients together and set it aside.



Sear your pork tenderloin on all four sides, 2 minutes a side. I was using cast iron so I just cut it up right in the skillet after searing.




Transfer the pork to a bowl or plate.




Keep warm. I did it like this, which makes it look like a giant clam. Hello, clam!




Grab your sauce, whisking to re-mix since the cornstarch will have clumped on the bottom, and toss her in.





Once it thickens a bit, add your pork back to it, including any juices that might have accumulated.




Add your sesame seeds. Remember how the recipe calls for only a tablespoon? Well, I opened the "spoon" side of my sesame seeds, so when I meant to shake out about 1 tbsp, I shook out probably 1/4 cup.  Oh well, it was still delicious!




Anyways. Your pork is done, so plate it up with your sides! Here's what we did. That awesomeness below is cauliflower that had a visit with my Cuisinart. Chopped to the consistancy of rice, it was then put in a skillet with some vegetable oil and garlic powder and heated through until nice and hot. That's all you have to do for cauli rice!




So, plate that stuff up!




We had both worked out that day so I figured we needed something more than just lean meat and veggies masquerading as rice. Also we love lima beans, so it's a win-win:




Top with meat, top with sauce, and enjoy!


You know, on second thought, I recommend adding at least a couple more tablespoons of sesame seeds. It was SO good.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Pork Tenderloin with Maple Juices

FOOD POST OMFG.

Finally, right?!

I got this out of my Cooking Light cookbook and made this ages ago and Todd went apeshit over it, saying HE would take a photo of his dish because he felt that strongly about the necessity of my blogging about it and spreading the joy. So that's how good it is.

Pork Tenderloin with Maple Pan Juices
serves 2 - 4

1/3 cup diced onion
1/4 cup fresh orange juice, divided
1/4 cup maple syrup, divided
2 tbsp sake (I used rice vinegar)
2 tbsp low sodium soy sauce
1/8 tsp pepper (do people really measure pepper in such a small dose? Just go for it, I say)
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 1lb pork tenderloin, trimmed
Cooking spray
1/3 cup chicken broth

OKAY, SO. Combine onion, 2 tbsp juice, 2 tbsp syrup, sake, soy sauce, pepper and garlic in a large ziploc bag. Add pork to the mixture and marinate in the fridge for two hours

Preheat oven to 400. Heat a cast iron or other oven-proof skillet over medium-high heat. Coat with cooking spray. Remove pork from the bag and keep the marinade handy. Add pork to the pan and cook five minutes, browning on all sides. Place the pan in the oven and cook about 25 minutes or until desired doneness. Remove pork from pan and keep warm.

Combine the rest of the juice and syrup with the reserved marinade and the chicken broth in a small bowl. Add this to the pan and put the heat to medium high. Scrape up the tasty browned bits from the bottom. Bring to a boil and then reduce heat, simmering for five minutes, or until it's slightly thick. Serve the pork with the sauce over it. YUMMO. We had ours with steamed broccoli and garlic, and oven roasted potatoes.




Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Breaded Pork Chops with Parsley Caper Sauce

Yeah, you read that right, folks! This dish is yet another Country Cook's 30 Minute Supper Card, and we made it last night, and I was too busy eating it to even take an after shot. But this recipe is quick and easy and tastes great with any side.


Breaded Pork Chops w/Parsley Caper Sauce
serves 4

1 cup parsley
1/4 cup capers, drained
3 tbsp fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup olive oil*
8 thin sliced boneless loin pork chops
salt and pepper
1/2 cup flour
2 large eggs, beaten
2 cups panko
1 cup olive oil


Place the parsley, capers, and lemon juice in a blender or similar device. While it's on and blending away, slowly drizzle in your olive oil. *I thought 1/2 cup olive oil sounded horrible so I just drizzled slowly until my handheld thingy could adequately blend the ingredients and then promptly stopped the oil. Set the sauce aside.

Heat 1/2 cup of the oil over medium until just smoking. Pat your pork chops dry and season with salt and pepper. Place flour, eggs and panko in their own separate shallow dishes. Dredge the chops first in flour, then the egg, and then the panko.

Put half the chops in and cook about 2-3 minutes a side. If you'd like, set your oven to 200 so you can keep the first batch warm (I just put mine in a pyrex with a lid but I also returned them to the skillet in the last minute). Wipe out the skillet, add the rest of the olive oil and cook the rest of the chops. I don't think, by the way, that I used a full cup of oil. I probably used 1/2 - 2/3 cup for the frying.

Once finished, plate your chops and spoon sauce over each chop. Devour!

I must say the lemony caper sauce is so heavenly, and helps cut the richness of the fried chop with its tanginess. We had ours last night with peas and oven roasted potatoes, but last time we had them with green beans and buttered egg noodles. SO GOOD.

Enjoy, lovelies!


Sunday, February 19, 2012

Pork Marsalaaaaa!

I've never made a marsala dish before and never really thought of it ever, but now I'm getting Cook's Country (an off shoot of Cook's Illustrated) in the mail. What the hell does that have to do with anything? Well, along with super rad recipes, they also have super rad 30 Minute Supper recipe cards in the middle of each issue, which you can tear out and keep. This was one of them, and I am so delighted I tried it.

Thanks Cook's!

Pork Marsala Saute
Serves 4 

1lb thin-cut boneless pork chops (about 1/2" thick), halved and cut into 1/4" strips
Salt and pepper
1/4 cup flour
3 tbsp butter
8oz white mushrooms, quartered
1 small onion finely chopped
3/4 cup Marsala wine (the sweet kind, not the dry)
1/2 cup chicken broth
2 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley (optional, considering I totally forgot to buy some)

So here's what the pork looks like after all chopped up:




And here are my onion and mushroom:




The recipe said "dredge pork in 3 tbsp flour, shaking off excess" but I was not going to dredge all those pork bits a little at a time, so I used a ziploc bag, shook them up, and then dumped the whole mess out into a sieve to shake off the extra flour:




Melt two tbsp butter in a skillet over medium high heat and add pork.




Look how pretty! They sort of look like sour patch kids:




Sort of? Maybe not. Anyways, cook until browned, about 2 minutes a side. When it looks like this in your skillet...




Transfer to a plate:




Now, let's add the rest of the butter, melt it, and then add the veg:




Add some more salt and pepper, and cook until browned, about 7 minutes or so. In the meantime, don't forget to cook up delicious egg noodles!!




Stir in remaining flour (I never measured my flour so it's not omg rocket science, though the geniuses at Cook's would probably slap the shit out of me for saying so), and cook til the flour is golden, about 1 minute. Whisk in the Marsala and broth and simmer until slightly thickened, like 2 minutes. Add in your pork plus any juices rendered, lemon juice and parsley, and simmer another minute or two.




YUM! So, to add a bigger dose of veggies, I placed some frozen mixed veggies in the bottom of a colander, and when the pasta was done, I drained the noodles over the veggies to cook them through.




Stir that good stuff up with some delicious butter and plate it up. Or shall I say, bowl it up?




Now top with your pork-mushroom-sauce goodness from the skillet and toss to coat. It won't look super glommed up with sauce, which is how I like it. Instead, it's a nice silky texture that is a perfect balance of richness with subtlety.




I was very delightfully surprised with this dish! I enjoyed it immensely. It made a welcome change to our regularly-scheduled weeknight meals. I hope you enjoy it as well!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pork Tenderloin, Shrimp, Pasta, and So Much More:

Would you just look at this dish?!


There's a lot going on in that dish. And if you can believe it, I completely winged it. I had this idea of using both the pork tenderloin in my fridge and the pound of shrimp in my freezer. But who serves up 2lbs of meat for two people? Then we had family over!

I love coming up with new recipes, especially, as I've posted before, one dish meals. And this casserole thingy was most certainly new, and most certainly a one dish meal. It was probably 95849067 calories (thank you cheddar), but my God was it tasty.

 Now, I made this the night I learned Todd and I were going to be uncle and aunt to Scott and Amery's little 4 week old bundle of joy(!!!!!), so I was too busy flapping my hands in the air and talking babies to Amery to take any photos of food prep. Plus I wasn't entirely sure how this meal would turn out.

But now I've just got to share it, because it's somewhat unusual, but utterly delicious. It had sort of a South American exotic feel to it, thanks to the sweet potato, cumin, cayenne, cinnamon and nutmeg. I just have no idea how to classify it, or what to call it, and I made it on Friday and am a little fuzzy on measurements, so bear with me.

Pork and Shrimp Pasta Casserole Thingy
Serves 4


-10oz penne pasta
-6oz Trader Joe's sweet potato spears (they come packaged)
-1/2 red or yellow bell pepper
-1 head broccoli
-1 small red onion
-2 tbsp minced garlic
-2 tbsp olive oil
-1lb pork tenderloin
-1lb raw, peeled shrimp
-Heavy-handed dashes of cumin
-Tiny dashes cayenne pepper
-Tiny dashes cinnamon
-Tiny dashes nutmeg
-A few big handfuls of shredded cheddar

Ok, I think that's it. the most important parts are there. Set your oven to between 375 and 400 and cook your pasta. In the meantime, cut up all your veggies into bite size pieces (except the potato spears) and toss together in a big bowl with the minced garlic and olive oil. Oh hey, the penne should be done! Drain and set aside.

Now, cut up your pork and toss that, and then the shrimp, into the bowl with the veggies and toss around until evenly mixed. Add your cooked pasta and toss around some more.

Dump all that into the biggest pyrex you can find. You'll need a big one. If you don't have one, I think a big cookie sheet would work.
Now add your spices, and then top with all that divine cheddar cheese. Throw in the oven for about 30 minutes. Check a big piece of the pork to see if its done and then presto, serve up with some sriracha. Scott was so enamored he basically painted his entire dish red. Amery bought him a bottle the very next day.

Oh, and here are the proud parents to be!


Scott used to have a mustache. True story!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Pork Tenderloin with Roasted Veggies (aka Fast, Facile and Filling)

I made this last night, and as previously noted in the Aleve post, I was sick and didn't want to deal with any sauteing/stirring/monitoring bullshit. I wanted to sit on the sofa and talk about how tired and sick I was, and how brave I was for venturing out of bed. I think Todd listened. I'm not sure.

Anyways, aside from the bowl I used to toss the veggies in olive oil, and the first roasting pan I used before realizing it was too small, this is a one dish meal. And aside from the preliminary chopping and the super fast rub I made, all this is is putting it all in a pyrex and sitting on the sofa to watch TV and complain about how tired you are. Enjoy!

Pork Tenderloin and Roasted Vegetables
serves 2 - 4 (I've already discussed the face-stuffing factor)


The Players!


Honey Garlic Rub
-2tbsp olive oil,
-Minced garlic, a ton of it
-1tbsp dried thyme, maybe more
-Honey, a hearty drizzle at least
-Salt and pepper to taste
-1lb - 1.5lb pork tenderloin (ours was 1.30lb)

Roasted Veggies
-1 zucchini
-1 yellow squash
-1 red bell pepper
-6 medium to large mushrooms
-1/2 yellow onion
-A handful of cherry tomatoes (I like the Mini Pearl Tomatoes - and I also enjoy the pun)
-Minced garlic, not as much as the rub but plenty of it
-Olive oil, at least 3 tbsp
-Salt and pepper to taste
-2 small potatoes

Set oven to 400 if you're using pyrex, and 375 if you're using a regular roasting pan. Okay, so for your rub, add all those ingredients together in a small bowl. I adore ramekins and I keep meaning to post a Favorite Kitchen Things post where they are the stars of the show. But that's another post.

By the way, when I say a ton of garlic, this is what I mean:

All that stuff on my knife is minced garlic.

Add the rest:

I did this to try and show the amounts I used. The globby goodness to the left of the garlic is the honey, swimming in a small inland sea of olive oil. Actually, with that blob of thyme up top, it almost looks like a baby seal. Oh crap, now I gotta try and make it look like a seal in MS Paint. BRB.


What a cutie!!

Anyways, mix all that voodoo together, strip your pork tenderloin out of its condom, I mean, out of its packaging, and put it in the pyrex. Apply rub and place the pork in the center of your largest pyrex:



Shut up you perverts, this is the first tenderloin I've ever had that came with a helmet head. And there was absolutely no angle I could use to eradicate the um, suggestive shape. Onward!

Chop all your veggies except the cherry tomatoes and the already minced garlic, and using a big bowl with a lid, toss with olive oil, salt and pepper. You don't HAVE to use a big bowl with a lid, but it makes it so much easier. I like big chunks of mushrooms, and I like doing half moons with my squash and zucchini:


Now, add these tasty bitches to the tenderloin so it will no longer resemble a sad, lonely penis:


Aw, so much better! Now, toss this tasty dish into the oven for 30-35 minutes. If you're not concerned with aesthetics or plan on serving this already sliced, go ahead and commit my favorite pork tenderloin cardinal sin, and cut that bad boy right down the middle to check for doneness. I find this is much easier than running around asking Todd where in hell I put the meat thermometer:

 
Perfecto! Barely a dusky pink in the center, so I let it rest while I ran around getting plates and silverware because I was too busy taking pictures of my food and complaining about how tired I was to do it myself or at least ask Todd to do it for me.

Enjoy! We definitely did. The pork was amazing and the veggies the pinnacle of perfection. We had a small serving of both pork and veggies left so considering how we like to eat, I'd say this could feed four more restrained adults.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Godfather Pasta


When Todd and I were still young whippersnappers ("but you're only 31!") and still dating, he finally convinced me to watch The Godfather. Before then, no one could come close. It seemed violent, scary, boring and too boy-world for me. Well, color me wrong and color me delighted when I realized it was violent, scary, AWESOME, intriguing, complex, and fascinating. I had graduated college by this time though, and had an 8am - 5pm job, so we had to split it up between a couple of evenings. In the first half however, we got to watch the scene where that big fat guy shows Michael how to make pasta. So I told Todd, hey, let's have pasta like these guys.

Well, I did it all wrong, added too much sugar, not enough wine, and had something of a mini-meltdown because I cooked my boyfriend sugar pasta (Buddy the Elf would have approved though). The next week, though, when we watched Godfather Two, I made it again and added my own little tweakings. Ever since we've called it Godfather Pasta, which has a deliciously wicked ring to it, which fits because it is wickedly delicious.

Godfather Pasta

First let me start off by stating that this is all from memory. I haven't made this dish in quite some time but it stands out in memory because it's just that good. And before I forget, let me add Todd's own tip: using tomatoes just this side of being too ripe makes for an extremely flavorful sauce. One time I made this using several nearly-questionable cherry tomatoes and he could not shut up about it.

-Penne, as much as you need to a: stuff your faces b: fill however many guests you have c: have leftovers d: all of the above
-Hot and mild italian sausages, the number depending on the same extenuating circumstances listed above
-Olive oil, couple of tablespoons
-4 cloves garlic, more if you're feeling froggy, minced or slivered
-Yellow onion, at least half of a medium one to take yourself and your pasta seriously
-6-8oz mushrooms depending on preference
-Dry red wine
-Several handfuls chopped, overripe cherry tomatoes
-Tomato paste, at least 1/2 a can, more if needed
-Dry red wine, at least half a cup, more depending on preference.
-Dried oregano and basil, the more the merrier
-Salt and pepper to taste
-Red pepper flakes if you're really hot for heat
-Parmesan, grated, about 4lbs (kidding... sorta)

Cook your spaghetti.
Meanwhile:
-Sear your sausages on all sides in a big skillet set to high. Pour yourself a glass of wine and threaten severed horse heads on anyone who disturbs you. When the sausages are fully seared, remove. Reduce head on skillet to medium.
-Add your olive oil. Add garlic and onion and cook a couple of minutes, til soft and slightly golden.
-Toss in the mushrooms and cook til they release their moisture and soften and shrink up all deliciously like they do.
-Add a splash or two of the red wine, preferably from your glass so you can pour yourself more. Let that cook down and then proceed with your tomatoes.
-When the tomatoes have cooked down and lost some of their structure, add the tomato paste, stirring to break it up and melt it into gooey goodness. If your sauce needs thickening, add more.
-Add the red wine, and use your sniffer to see if you should add more. The red wine will add an instant amount of depth and complexity to your sauce. Your nose will tell you if you need more.
-Let that cook and meld together for several minutes. While it does that, return your attention to your sausages. Cut them in 1" pieces and return to the skillet.
-Add herbs, red pepper flakes, salt and pepper to taste. Since I'm a whore for garlic, I will usually add even more, or at least garlic powder, at this stage to freshen up the garlic flavor.
-By this time your pasta will be done, just drain and return to the hot pan to cook off any residual water.
-When the sausages are completely cooked through, turn off the heat.
-Put a mound of penne in a big bowl and top with as much sauce as desired. Top with a disturbing amount of parmesan.
-Devour.
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