The Proper Care of Unicorns

Unicorns are rare creatures, but if you do so happen to come across one, and even more unlikely, come across one who is willing to be adopted by you, there are some things you should know.

1. Always cuddle your unicorn.
2. Always bring unicorns with you wherever you go. Despite myths and rumors, unicorns are actually pretty social creatures.
3. Unicorns enjoy breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day!
4. Understand your unicorn's diet. They enjoy whole grains, fiber, and of course, blueberries.

Fortunately, my little girl is an exceptional Unicorn Handler. Just see for yourself:

Yes, she fed her unicorn.