Cavebaby!

For Todd's birthday we had dinner at Sullivan's steakhouse, home of the tomahawk steak, an enormous ribeye with an even more enormouser steak bone. The end result is a steak that looks like an axe-head and a bone that looks like a handle. Hence, tomahawk. It's also dry aged but that's not important because what I'm really wanting to discuss is Alexandra's use of the bone. Like she gave a shit if the steak was dry aged!

What, mom? This is cool, right?

Damn right it is! Get it, girl!

Taking a moment to assess the carnage:



Attack! "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"

I'd like to think that the lady in the background was startled by the gutteral feasting sounds of the cavebaby but it was probably because our entire table was laughing so much at Alexandra's carnivorous display.

These next three I love because of that Dr. Evil-esque finger there against her cheek. Not only will the bone meet its demise but perhaps us as well! Mwhahahaha!



What up, mom? What up, grandma? I'll TELL you what's up. EVIL!

But first, this bone. This bone is DELICIOUS!

I asked the waitstaff if they'd like to use any of these photos for advertisement or to post on their website. They'll get back to me any day now, I'm sure.

In the meantime, let me leave you with this gem. I'm sure it's a preview of all the looks I'll be getting the second she turns 13.



Get it, girl!