1. I rode my bike around town on Wednesday and had a lot of fun. As a result, my knee is killing me and this makes me depressed because will I EVER be able to run or bike again?
2. I opened my mouth funny whilst talking to Todd on the phone on Monday and now when I close my mouth, only the left side of my teeth actually touch. It hurts to chew on that side and OH HELLO did I mention that I need four to five crowns and four to five fillings? HAPPY DAY
3. I put on my old pair of Gap jeans and they're tight. They used to be loose. This freaks me out because I just bought myself a Bill Fucking Murray shirt from The Chive and wanted XL but they only had L and I don't want to look like a sausage in its casing.
4. My hair is really dull and gross and even after straightening it, it has these wavy bits that make me look unkempt. I really don't know how to take care of my hair and it makes me feel stupid.
5. I still have congestion and sound like I have a cold. I still feel mucusy and gross and this pisses me off.
6. We just repainted our porcelain sink and paid a hefty sum for it, thinking it would last awhile, and it already has a crack in it. Not only does that suck but now Todd will most likely be super reluctant to re-paint the tub and the tub is SO GROSS
7. I have pretty severe plantar fasciitis and that fucking sucks. It hurts like crazy to walk first thing in the morning and it, along with everything else, makes me feel like a broken down fat old plow horse or something.
8. The cat and the dog still refuse to get a job.
Happy Friday everyone!!
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